Lesson I learned yesterday

Urinal dividers are not fat people friendly

This photo is watching you pee

Funny thing happened at the doctors office. While using the restroom, I noticed a rather large photo hanging over the toilet. The direction of the eyes could make one think that the young lady in this particular piece is watching you pee; ala Jeff Goldblum.

Smells like teen spinach

Next step...Emo!!!!!

An impossible feet

What is in the Crown Royal Bag?

*digging noises*

Pan handling for change, and Starbucks new layaway plan

What is in the Crown Royal Bag

Would you like to be in the bag, because I can totally get you in.

Horrible secret santa gifts, and toe nails that are clipped off of your feet that have a weird trajectory.

I attempted to spy with my little eye

A leopard in the grocery store? The beast was so elusive that a blurry shot as it sped about the aisles was all I could manage. Perhaps I could get funding to protect it from harm, or do research on it, or maybe...just maybe...if I befriend it...the beast will accept me as one of it's own.