WASHINGTON – A former NY official has been picked to be the nations first whore czar — a new position created by the Obama administration to handle the abundance of bitches jumping ship and a plethora of other issues that plague hoes/sluts/women of the night, according to an administration official.
Reading from his teleprompter with much gusto Obama pronounced that since the Bush administration "bitches be running wild" and that they required a "political figurehead to put a them in their place". Although Obama has stated he is above slamming them physically or through the press, he will denounce the shit out of them if necessary. Conservative hoes were not immediately available for comment, however they were seen with their heads down giving strong stern looks to their shoes. More liberal prostitutes voiced their opinions by saying "this is some bull, but we gone go get that money daddy".
Associated Press
