Sometimes

I want to drink just so that my face will feel numb.

Your face

I'm not a fan of that shyt.

Happy Mothers Day

I saw a woman yelling at her boyfriend to "Hurry up" as they walked out of Wal-Mart yesterday.  It infuriated me to the point where I wanted to run to the flower section, and christen her about the ear and neck with a bouquet.  Happy Mothers Day heifer!

I'd actually forgotten about this

Place of nondescript foolishness, but now that it's within my minds reach; let's get to it.

What is in the crown royal bag?

White boys who play that funky music, and MC Pasty in the wheels of steel.

A million and one uses for Gary Coleman, Ep. #1

Have Gary distract your neighbors dog while you dump the leaves from their trees back into their yard.